I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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