you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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