Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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