What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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