soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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