love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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