I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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