Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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