never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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