Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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