Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
my shit smells like andre
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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