Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We had sex on a dog bed..
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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