Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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