why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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