Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I am spending my child support on dildos
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Please don't give away my fajitas
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