Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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