Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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