I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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