I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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