...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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