Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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