the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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