I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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