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(209): View more from California

he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

You coming home soon, man?

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HENBARSCLOSE

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(303): View more from Colorado

Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group

(1-303): View more from Colorado

But you wear shame so well

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis

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(512): View more from Texas

That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.

(210): View more from Texas

It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?

(512): View more from Texas

Is your card paying for my plan b?

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(989): View more from Michigan

She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher

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