..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.