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Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.