Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she told me i tasted like america
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.