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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  On imdb the canadians say It's amazing

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(

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• (512): View more from Texas

  So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.

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• (562): View more from California

  Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I wish there were birth control emojis

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.

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