Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..

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yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...

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(847): View more from Illinois

chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.

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(303): View more from Colorado

So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.

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(254): View more from Texas

The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium

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(440): View more from Ohio

he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best

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that's your solution for everything

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(734): View more from Michigan

He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.

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(352): View more from Florida

Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.

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(407): View more from Florida

What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.

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