so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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