What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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