I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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