Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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