How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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