Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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