All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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