No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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