have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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