By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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