Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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