The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Dicks are not precious.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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