So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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