This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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