So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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