Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(850): View more from Florida

so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?

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(850): View more from Florida

he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.

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(613): View more from Ontario

She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"

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(315): View more from New York

i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.

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(516): View more from New York

Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system

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(253): View more from Washington

Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.

(440): View more from Ohio

The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.

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