On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.