so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.