Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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