This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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