oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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