I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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