did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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