I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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