***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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