She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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