STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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