Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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