just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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