She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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