what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think my moral compass just broke
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