Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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