But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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